It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
