Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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