I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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