I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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