I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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