yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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