i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I got chris browned last night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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