i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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