He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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