im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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