I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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