I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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