thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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