He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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