He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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