so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Im part way to drunk.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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