I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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