P.S. I can't hear my feet
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she told me i tasted like america
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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