All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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