great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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