Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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