I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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