It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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