is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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