Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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