Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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