Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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