why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
