If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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