her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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