i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
