words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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