Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
