Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
