): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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