I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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