My nipple is on Facebook.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it's great music for shaving your balls
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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