K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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