This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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