if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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