thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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