Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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