just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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