When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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