dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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