So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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