Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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