Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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