I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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