It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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